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10 Sweary Coloring Books You Need in Your Life

Adult coloring words have made adulting just a little bit easier this year. There comes a point though where you just don’t want to color one more flower or mosaic. What you really want is to color in the words that you are feeling at that moment. You know like when your boss is being a d!ck or you are in the middle of the mental breakdown you so rightly deserve. You just want to hell F*ck F*ck F*ck until you just don’t have any more F*cks to give. If that’s you, then here are 10 sweary adult coloring books that you need in your life.

We love how relaxing coloring in an adult color book can be, but sometimes we're too angry for pretty flowers and mandalas. These sweary coloring books are extremely satisfying after a crappy day. These make a great gift for your mom friends or for a white elephant gift exchange. These are totally NSFW, but your close girlfriends will appreciate them.

10 Sweary Adult Coloring Books You Need in Your Life

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Make Life Your Bitch Motivational Coloring Book

It is time to relax and let go of the angst from the day. Break out your coloring pencils (these are the ones I like) and get motivated while coloring the pages within the Make Life Your Bitch motivational adult coloring book.

Go F*ck Yourself, I’m Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book

When you just don’t want to deal with anyone else’s sh!t and need a mommy timeout. The Go F*ck Yourself, I’m Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book says just want you mean. I think people will leave you alone if they see this one in your hands.

Can’t Fix Stupid Adult Coloring Book

You know those days where you feel a bit rage-y because of the a$$hole that cut you off or your co-worker who just won’t shut up in the morning meeting. Well, now you can color relaxing patterns filled with curse words in Can’t Fix Stupid.

50 Shades Of Bullsh*t

There are 50 Shades of Grey and then there is 50 Shades Of Bullsh*t. You decide which one you like better!

The Adult Coloring Book with Cute, Foul Mouthed Animals

Cute animals help to alleviate stress. Now you can color in swear words and offensive insults said by the sweetest looking animals in F*cking Adorable! Cute Critters With Foul Mouths.

Calm the F*ck Down

Yep, sometimes you have to tell yourself to Calm the F*ck Down and now you can help your anxiety by coloring in some doodles. Doodles of swear words that is!

Swear Word Coloring Book

Oh, you met someone who just got on your last nerve? Take it out in the Swear Word Coloring Book. Don’t worry, they will never know you called them a b!tch when they walked away.

The Jungle Adult Coloring Book featured with Sweary Words & Animals

Animals with sweary words hidden throughout? Yes, please! Thanks The Jungle Adult Coloring Book featured with Sweary Words & Animals for mixing the two together perfectly.

F*ck My Life

FML. How many times do you say that in a week? Now you can swear and relax with the F*ck My Life coloring book. You know it really isn’t that bad, but in the moment all you want to do is get your rage out and complain about how unfair life is.

F*cksicles: Swear Word Coloring Book

Why don’t they make real life Fucksicles? Until then, check out the Fucksicles: Swear Word Coloring Book and give everyone who irritated you today the middle finger.


Being a mom is hard. Being a parent is hard. Adulting is HARD. Now get yourself a new adult coloring book that truly captures how you feel on sh!tty days. Sharpen your colored pencils and relax. If the coloring doesn’t calm you, at least you can laugh at how pretty your swear words look when you’re done.

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