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Funny Things My Toddler Says

As Rissa’s vocabulary, pronunciation, and chattiness grows so does the amount of things she says that we find amusing. Kids…they can be so silly! Of course some of the things she says are cute coming out of the mouth of a 2 year old but would not be cute from a 20 year old.

You’ll see what I mean in a minute…

“Mom I’ll help you. We’re friends.”

Pushing toy shopping cart: “Rissa go shopping for stuff again. Where’s the stuff? Rissa buy it. Rissa need it.”

“Baby Xander is so cute and smart.”

Hands me a half eaten apple slice: “Here you go, mama. Rissa share.”

We’re watching Go Diego Go! and he’s helping a penguin. They say to clap, clap, clap.
Me: Clap, Rissa!
Rissa: Penguins don’t have hands they have feathers. That’s silly.
(Yet she thought it was fine it talked..)

Me: Did you poop?
Rissa: Yeah…
Dad: Ok let’s go change you.
Rissa: (she backs up to me) Mama smell it?

Anytime we are getting dressed or her top comes off while eating spaghetti: “Rissa naked!”

She’s making up songs like “Clap your hands, clap your feet, clap your nipples.”

“Scratch your butt with me, mama?” Can we just stick to counting together?

I need to get better at keeping record of her funny sayings. I always think I’ll remember them, but I forget after a day or two.

What’s something funny your kiddo has said lately?


Tuesday 5th of February 2013

Definitely write them down. It is hard to remember all the stuff they say and "words" they come up with!

Darcy Zalewski

Wednesday 6th of February 2013

I kept a list of her mispronunciations for awhile because they were cute! Now it's the sayings I want :)

Kristin Wheeler (Mama Luvs Books)

Monday 4th of February 2013

I love these! I wish I had written these down from my kids. I thought I would remember them all, but sadly I don't.

Darcy Zalewski

Wednesday 6th of February 2013

I'm sure they still come up with fun and memorable quotes now though!


Sunday 3rd of February 2013

This is too cute...this had me rolling. "Mama smell it"

Darcy Zalewski

Sunday 3rd of February 2013

Thanks :) she's gotten too used to me doing the sniff check lol

Tiffany C.

Sunday 3rd of February 2013

awe. it's funny what our kids say, isn't it. i watch old videos of when Jas was little and it always surprises me because I forget half the ways she said things. it's good that your are keeping a log of it.

Darcy Zalewski

Sunday 3rd of February 2013

Watching old videos is so fun! That's a good record to have too :)


Sunday 3rd of February 2013

Ha ha! Mama smell it?!! Kids honestly say the darnedest things...and that too in public, most times!!

Darcy Zalewski

Sunday 3rd of February 2013

Oh yes she's made it loud and clear that I had to go potty "no poop, just pee" in Target before lol can't take her anywhere!