Funny Things My Toddler Says
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February 2, 2013 •
As Rissa’s vocabulary, pronunciation, and chattiness grows so does the amount of things she says that we find amusing. Kids…they can be so silly! Of course some of the things she says are cute coming out of the mouth of a 2 year old but would not be cute from a 20 year old.
You’ll see what I mean in a minute…
“Mom I’ll help you. We’re friends.”
Pushing toy shopping cart: “Rissa go shopping for stuff again. Where’s the stuff? Rissa buy it. Rissa need it.”
“Baby Xander is so cute and smart.”
Hands me a half eaten apple slice: “Here you go, mama. Rissa share.”
We’re watching Go Diego Go! and he’s helping a penguin. They say to clap, clap, clap.
Me: Clap, Rissa!
Rissa: Penguins don’t have hands they have feathers. That’s silly.
(Yet she thought it was fine it talked..)
Me: Did you poop?
Rissa: Yeah…
Dad: Ok let’s go change you.
Rissa: (she backs up to me) Mama smell it?
Anytime we are getting dressed or her top comes off while eating spaghetti: “Rissa naked!”
She’s making up songs like “Clap your hands, clap your feet, clap your nipples.”
“Scratch your butt with me, mama?” Can we just stick to counting together?
I need to get better at keeping record of her funny sayings. I always think I’ll remember them, but I forget after a day or two.
What’s something funny your kiddo has said lately?
Tags: humor, mouth of babes, parenting, Rissa, sayings, silly
I laughed at loud at ‘clapping nipples’. That’s just great! My daughter is still just babbling. It’ll be fun when words start coming out. Although, I hope she never repeats things like “Look at that big f**ker” when pointing at airplanes or referring to the african-american person in line as the n-word. Serious, who thought it was a good idea to leave me with grandma?
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I almost didn’t put that song in the list but it cracks me up. She sings it a few times a week lol I love that she’s learning her body parts and putting the lesser used ones into songs.
She has repeated some not so good words but usually only after its said. Thankfully they haven’t become part of her vocabulary.,.well except sometimes I hear her mutter “Oh Jesus Christ” *cringe*Syrana
I guess that’s a little better than what came out of my mouth…? lol
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LOL what you said made me laugh though. If Rissa spends too much time with my dad I can only imagine what she might learn. Though I am still working on reducing my own potty mouth…Syrana
Do you clap your nipples while scratching your butt?
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Lol I’m not telling!Syrana
Ha ha! Mama smell it?!! Kids honestly say the darnedest things…and that too in public, most times!!
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Oh yes she’s made it loud and clear that I had to go potty “no poop, just pee” in Target before lol can’t take her anywhere!Syrana
awe. it’s funny what our kids say, isn’t it. i watch old videos of when Jas was little and it always surprises me because I forget half the ways she said things. it’s good that your are keeping a log of it.
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Watching old videos is so fun! That’s a good record to have too :)Syrana
This is too cute…this had me rolling. “Mama smell it”
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Thanks :) she’s gotten too used to me doing the sniff check lolSyrana
I love these! I wish I had written these down from my kids. I thought I would remember them all, but sadly I don’t.
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I’m sure they still come up with fun and memorable quotes now though!Syrana
Definitely write them down. It is hard to remember all the stuff they say and “words” they come up with!
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I kept a list of her mispronunciations for awhile because they were cute! Now it’s the sayings I want :)Syrana