Odd Things Heard at My House
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July 28, 2011 •
- You smell like a rubber giraffe.
- Honey, don’t lick the laptop.
- Is that poop or chocolate?
- Don’t put the kitty’s tail in your mouth.
- Please don’t lick mommy’s bra.
- Please stop clawing at my shirt.
These are directed at my daughter, not my husband…in case you needed a reminder!
Tags: family, humor, parenting
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Oh too funny!! I thought I was the only one who said “Don’t lick the counter.”time4mommy
1. wow, someone is RIPE!
2. stop eating the carpet
3. pet the kitty, don’t rip out 1 hair at a time (and eat it)
4. stop rubbing your face all over my chest
5. no pinching/biting my: face, boob, under my arm/armpit, belly, thigh.
6. oh Danger Baby… (done with a big sigh)
LMAO – “stop licking the carpet” and “stop twiddling my nipples” should have been on my list too
Oh these kids…Syrana
It gets funnier!mryjhnsn
I’m afraid to hear what will come out of her mouth! LOLSyrana